It's for charity! - Lebron

Tomorrow at 9:00 eastern time, Lebron "The King" James will announce his decision about his future. He will have his own show for an hour on ESPN, for this "great event", and he will be selling spots on this channel and giving the money to charity for the Boys and Girls Club of America. Yes Lebron will give some money to charity, but only a small portion. What is Lebron going to do for an hour on the show even though his announcement takes mere seconds? Lebron will drag the show out as long as possible until the last second and then announce his decision. He will milk every second of freedom he has, until he signs with a new team. The King will use this as a recruitment, because he was never recruited, he came straight from high school to the NBA. He will put 6 hats on a table and before every commercial break remove two. By the end of the worst show of all time on ESPN (huge waste of time), Lebron  will have two hats left on the table the Cavaliers and the Heat. Lebron, from what I am hearing will sign with the Miami Heat and play with Bosh. But wait there is more! Lebron isn't done yet he will continue to milk every last second out of this opportunity to be on television in front of millions of viewers, and start giving an "inspirational" speech. He will say things like, "anything is possible" and "just believe!", "Never give up" and thank the city of Cleveland numerous times. 

This may happen and it may not but it sure wouldn't be a surprise if it did.