The 1st Annual Fantasy Bachelor League

Desperate women? Single women ready to fall in love? Flashy "prom" dresses? Alchohol and limos? This must mean... the return of The Bachelor. Here is exactly how the show works: You sit down on your couch, usually after a hard day of work, looking for a good laugh. Next comes 25 attractive, yet crazy desperate women. Then, you choose your favorites, sit on your couch for the next few months falling in and out of love with the contestants, watch an engagement and then a relationship fall to pieces in the checkout line at your nearest grocery store. So, what is another great way to enjoy this show (3 month commitment)? How about a fantasy (roto) Bachelor league?!?! That's right. Here are the rules and points system: 

Fantasy Bachelor

Point System:

Telling Sean another girl in the house is "not what she seems": 10 points

Attempting to interact with Sean outside of date or official one-on-one time: 10 points

Giving Sean any type of memento/song/book/(grey tie????): 20 points

Refusing fantasy suite invite: -100 points

Revelation of ongoing relationship back home: -10 points

Winning the selection of Sean’s one-on-one date: 20 points

Discussing a future family: 10 points

Discussing a future family in a helicopter: 20 points

Riding a horse/$100,000+ car on a date: 20 points

One-on-one date without hookup: -20 points

One-on-one date ending with “the boot” (sent home): -30 points

Crying during an episode: 2 points

Being referred to (in a bad light) by other woman in an episode 3+ times: -10 points

Saying “I can see myself marrying Sean!”: 10 points

Sean meeting your family: 20 points

Wearing your hair in a “Snooki poof”: 10 points

Crying while holding alcohol (in hand): 2x multiplier

Cooking for Sean: 10 points

Telling Sean "I love you": 20 points (first time only)

Winning final rose: 35 points

During a point in the show, dating or “talking” to Tony Romo: -100 points

Last girl remaining: 80 points

Your name on a magazine in the grocery store checkout line reading “break-up”: -20 points

We are still looking for more teams. So, if you are an enthusiastic Bachelor junkie, looking to compete or are still bitter over your fantasy football season, let me know and you can become a part of this league! Check out the official league webpage at http://fantasybachelorleague.webs.com/