31 Random (sports) Thoughts

....What did Mel Kiper Sr. look like? How about his hair?

....It's too bad I am not incredibly social, otherwise I would have been a great "clubhouse" or "bench guy".

....I have an add on to all of Chris Bermans' annoying yet creative nicknames, O.J. "hold the" Mayo.

....Why is no one, other than the Volunteer Faithful talking about Wayne Chism's headband?

....How come no one ever knows how old Cuban baseball players are? It's tougher to determine a defectors age than to predict Andrew Bynum's attitude on any given night.

....If John Clayton has a mullet, does Woody Paige have a belly-button piercing?

....Chris Broussard look like a fun guy to hang out with.

....Seriously, who gave Reggie Wayne a time-machine back to 2007?!

....What do I do to pass the time 'till the next baseball season?.................Little League World Series that is.

....Girls look hotter when driving cars

.....Is it just me or should Jamal Crawford sign up for the And 1 league? No, maybe the Globetrotters.

....Kyle "pretty boy" Korver looks exactly like Ashton Kutcher.

....Michael Kidd-Gilchrist is a mold of Andre Igoudala, without those ugly yellow Nuggets jerseys.

....Best hair... Anderson Varejao (some sort of brazilian dread-like cut), Nerlens Noel (he took flat-top to a new level) or.... Anthony Davis' 3 1/2 by 1 inch unibrow? The flat-top edges out the 'brow.

....I put 2/3 odds that a fight breaks out between the Sacramento "pick up team from Hell" Kings. Any takers?

....Valentine's Day isn't even a big deal. Unless of course, you don't have a valentine and you feel like the biggest loser on earth. All the people who were dating one year decided to create Valentine's Day just to humiliate everyone else.

....Whatever shoes Stephen Curry wears should be banned from the NBA....NO ankle support!

....So what was the deal with the spinning top at the end of Inception? Congrats Christopher Nolan, we are all confused.

....How much did Billy Crystal pay Bobby Valentine to sabotage Boston's season?

....Every time I watch the Super Bowl, there is always that one person who repeatedly has to tell you how much every commercial cost.

....Is there any way I can buy a Lebron James' headband? Would it even fit Barry Bonds?

....Bill Simmons is my idol.

....Billy Beane is on the "I love this guy" to "I hate him" carousel more than Pita from the Hunger Games.

....Who keeps allowing Flo Rida and Wiz Khalifa to make music?

....I constantly get confused between Jay-Z and his daughter, Blue Ivy's laugh. Still love you Jay.

....I feel terrible every time I realize the effort it takes Chipotle employees to get plain white rice rather than just conforming and ordering their grotesque lime-rice. Try it sometime. I still sweat bullets making people wait longer.

....How many times can you watch the same SportsCenter highlights over and over again after 10 pm? My record is 4 straight hours. The jokes are still amusing after every hour.

....Although it's a mere touchdown drought and not a freak injury, Calvin Johnson is the latest to prove the theory of the alleged "Madden cover curse".

....If Gloria from Modern Family wasn't top 5 most beautiful women in the world, she would be more annoying than Rachel Berry from Glee.

....Isn't it a little too glass-half full of a mentality that they make the fortunes in those little tan, cracker like, triangle shaped asian cookies so upbeat? Wouldn't it be more of a thrill to crack it open and read: "Your fantasy team won't win a game this season". Or "your dog will go blind next week" Just a thought.

....In middle and elementary school we always had the girl who sucked up to the teacher, the boy who stuttered, and the child who went to the bathroom on himself. However, we never had the kid who would come to school one day and just start shooting everyone. Thankfully.

Some (most) of these are actual thoughts that go through my head. Some on a regular occurrence. Some on a day to day basis. Am I the only who is always thinking about sports and envisioning myself as the GM/owner/coach/player on my favorite teams? Can't be.